By: Lord Tyrion
Warning: In English, this is called a satire.
It is our culture and our tradition. At Indy D-Block, we don’t just smoke, we inhale destiny. While others chase first class, we chase puff-puff. Here, being high is neither a hobby nor lifestyle. It is a divine and ringing call. Orbiting, the world is just a small place to live and inhale happiness. Five hours nonstop canadian loud, skooshie, marijuana, taba, kodil, and cannabis. With the world burning between our fingers, we bless each day.
What started as a humble puff by one person in this block has oozed out. Our headquarter? The second-floor kitchenette at D-Block. Formerly a noble cooking spot, but now a diplomatic embassy of euphoria. Above us lives the Mayor, whose self-contained apartment receives our fragrant offerings daily. He breathes with us through his silent ears and eyes.
Going global, we have attracted dignitaries from all over. Halls without names, scholars with lighters and our hood is elite. Some come for the loud, others come for the legacy. If you have not puffed here as a member of the network, your degree is without substance.
Let the facts remain sacred. We are not a secret cult, we are an open secret. The ‘pablo escobars’ and council of chiefs. The gods of gan-jaa. Even the walls here lean a little to listen. Our revolution is ash, and ever-burning. “Church people and mosque people say Igbo no good… but Babangida no dey smoke, and his head still no correct.” – Fela Kuti (Patron Saint of our Brotherhood)
Our next project is expansion. Strategic alliances with the female halls are under careful consideration. This is a movement. The Tower of Babylon must reach the most high, aiming for the clouds. Loyal customers and ever-blazing brethren, also note that the barber’s shop base is no longer in use. We have advanced and arrived. If you are ready to join the movement defying the University regulations, here is the best time to apply. Our form is free and no need for basic due. Come find us at our secretariat. A certain block, a certain kitchenette on the second floor.
