Every new academic session arrives with fresh-faced students clutching admission letters like sacred scrolls, and us, the seasoned “fishers of men” standing at every strategic corner of the university, with nets fully spread and smiles fully charged.
Satire
Baba Daadaa: The Saviour of Immortal Hostel
Before Baba Daadaa came to Immortal Hostel, life here was terrible. The toilets were so bad that no one could even use them without gagging. So fetid to the extent that you could smell them from 1000 miles.
The Principal and the Head Boy
to choose our own leaders, we will remember how it felt to have leaders chosen for us. Maybe then, Enioriyo High School will truly become excellent. Not because of the Principal. Not because of the
Power Pass Power: UI Students Vs Hall ‘Porterians’
cannot help but wonder if someday, the winds of reform will blow through the Republic. Maybe transparency will no longer be a myth, and fairness will be more than a rumor. Until then, the students remain loyal citizens, grumbling, laughing, paying, and surviving
We Have Served the Students Well: Lori Iro
Some ask, what next for Team Renewed Hope? Mainstream politics, of course! After all, if we can install one solar panel and take
The Gospel According to Oyenusi
simple benediction for all who reside within these halls, may your offerings never go sour, and may our hands remain free of cuffs.
The Devil’s Advocate
community money. Dem say the transformer money wey people contribute, e and e friends carry am enter restaurant, drink Hennessy, and snap pictures for Snapchat. I hear say dem even go club, pop
Gbọmọwọlé FC: The Mathematicals of UI
But now, some of them have joined our club. Because deep down, everyone wanted to play, they just pretended to be moral referees
Art of Absence: A Revolutionary Model at University Independent
of a cancelled class. This attitude creates a self-perpetuating cycle of academic decline. As today’s students observe and internalize these behaviors, they become tomorrow’s absent lecturers, ensurin
Union Dues: Wetin Una Use Am Do?
this point, make you no shock if one day we hear say “snake don chop the Union dues.” As e be for Abuja, e fit repeat for Ibadan. So we go still ask, with the



