Satire

The State Of Yoo-Hi As A Heavenly Tussle

By: Concerned Record Keeper We came to understand the power that we had when we were pushed to the wall. A deadline had been set for us to pay up the sacrifice the gods claimed we owed them. As though, being on this land and using it was not a […]

In Service Of A Poor University

  The day has started. I should go to the office, but instead I’m off to London. One of the members of my team just got appointed as a member of a certain society, and I obviously have to be there. I am of the opinion that it is only […]

A Call For The Defense of Football Monopoly

By: Ochi, Maduabuchi A moment of silence for one of the greatest sports to ever grace the face of this planet. Because let me tell you, if we don’t fight to protect it, very soon it would become one of those other sports that supposedly exist within UI, like volleyball, […]

To Be Fresh, Crisp and Unconventional

By – Benedict Ugor Gee! You made it into the premier University. An institution, which is numerically not only the fess, but in no uncertain terms the bess. Factually, ‘Ibadan‘ is first in sub-Saharan Africa, sixth in Africa, and shortly to be seen the first in the world. Congratulations, congratulations, […]

Buga Like Mr Presido

By: Linus Nice Ehen! E don happen. Nah the tori I bring come. The perfect opportunity don land. Literally smash your academic goals like eggs, while bending to collect bucks. Believe me, the whole process is smooth and seamless, and its end, you will buga like a President would. Sit […]

The Long Trek to Politics

By: Nnamdi Maduabuchi   “Wow! I didn’t know you wanted to run for a political position. Why are you just telling me now?” “Well Tolu, the truth is that it was just yesterday that the thought occurred to me. I feel like being a politician would fit me very well. […]

Big Brother is Watching You

By: Moboluwarin Ogunleye BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU. Rest easy, this isn’t 1984, Oceania. Nor is this a certain house we shall not be speaking of. Welcome to a certain scholastic city, where BIG BROTHER presides over everything and BIG BROTHER decides all. Now, you might be wondering “ who […]