Satire

Vote For Me!

By Williams Owoeye My name is Asante We-Run-Things a.k.a Buhari-Energy, and this is my public declaration to contest for the post of the University of Ibadan Students’ Union President. You all shall vote for me. While I am bold and I have claimed this position pre-election, it is not a […]

May UI Never Happen To You

Adebayo Abdulrahman   The name ‘Nigeria’ was coined by Flora Lugard, a journalist, and the wife of one of the great and reportedly selfless colonial masters who, against our will, helped exploit our natural resources for the benefit of their country and our… no, again, their country. In what would […]

Teddy Controller Ti Wa Online

By: John ‘Dare Okafor Mails available for Greendot Funds GoBank Funds Zelle Funds Paypal Funds Fast Confirmation Fast payment    See, the dog wey dey wait for the fattest bone done die of hunger aje! wise up and make this mula ‘cause no one knows tomorrow.  My guys dey everly […]

Mad man and his change

The Madman and His Change

James Chibor I am a madman. I am a very mad man. Before you call me one, I’ll have you know that I know already. And I accept it. One reason I don’t argue this is that only mad men argue against fact. Yeah, there was a time I was […]