Satire

The Followers’ Guide to Premium Suffering

One minute of patience, ten years of peace” is the supposed summary of the teachings of the Council of Elders. Although students like the rest of us, but elevated by grace. Accomplished elder brothers and sisters in our halls and faculties who were exalted into a class of their own after years of pandering to the powers that be.

To Be Fresh, Crisp and Unconventional

By – Benedict Ugor Gee! You made it into the premier University. An institution, which is numerically not only the fess, but in no uncertain terms the bess. Factually, ‘Ibadan‘ is first in sub-Saharan Africa, sixth in Africa, and shortly to be seen the first in the world. Congratulations, congratulations, […]

Buga Like Mr Presido

By: Linus Nice Ehen! E don happen. Nah the tori I bring come. The perfect opportunity don land. Literally smash your academic goals like eggs, while bending to collect bucks. Believe me, the whole process is smooth and seamless, and its end, you will buga like a President would. Sit […]