Satire

 Reintroducing the Agba Scholar of UI

If the University of Ibadan were a jungle, the AgbaScholar would not be the lion. The lion roars to announce its presence. The AgbaScholar, however, operates like a highly venomous snake, silent, unassuming, and deadly to the self-esteem of anyone who manages to snag a seat with them in the lecture halls.

Àpà — The Chief Destroyer

Among various names generously bestowed on me, one appears to stand out. So fitting that it deserves being engraved on a plague. “Apa” is not merely a name, it is a distinction. An honour reserved for those who have mastered the act of vandalism.