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Why We Made An Ibadan Man You-High’s VC – Sin-Ate

Details have emerged about why the sin-ate of Ibadan-based University, You-high, decided to appoint an Ibadan man, Balogun Kajewole Adeifokanbale of the Oloogun ruling House, as the next Vice-chancellor of the University. Recall that the race to select the next fi-si of the institution, which began several months ago, has been […]

Updates from the Department of Ailing CGPA

By: Daniel Echoda The illness began from the first year we got into UI. We began by joining any and every organization, majority of which are totally unrelated to what we want to do with our lives. As freshmen, it was only a matter of weeks before we became famous […]

Vote For Me!

By Williams Owoeye My name is Asante We-Run-Things a.k.a Buhari-Energy, and this is my public declaration to contest for the post of the University of Ibadan Students’ Union President. You all shall vote for me. While I am bold and I have claimed this position pre-election, it is not a […]

May UI Never Happen To You

Adebayo Abdulrahman   The name ‘Nigeria’ was coined by Flora Lugard, a journalist, and the wife of one of the great and reportedly selfless colonial masters who, against our will, helped exploit our natural resources for the benefit of their country and our… no, again, their country. In what would […]

Campus Issues With Amazon: Jaja Fan Club Inducts New Members

Ayeye Toluwalope   Dear new Jaja Fan Club members, Hola ¿Como estas? That’s ‘hello, how are you?’ in Spanish. Well, you obviously do not care. No, you actually only care about being inducted into our very own JFC. Before we successfully induct you our recruits, below are small mentions from […]

Teddy Controller Ti Wa Online

By: John ‘Dare Okafor Mails available for Greendot Funds GoBank Funds Zelle Funds Paypal Funds Fast Confirmation Fast payment    See, the dog wey dey wait for the fattest bone done die of hunger aje! wise up and make this mula ‘cause no one knows tomorrow.  My guys dey everly […]

Mad man and his change

The Madman and His Change

James Chibor I am a madman. I am a very mad man. Before you call me one, I’ll have you know that I know already. And I accept it. One reason I don’t argue this is that only mad men argue against fact. Yeah, there was a time I was […]

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How To Be A Spirikoko In The University Of Ibadan

John ‘Dare Okafor Image Credit: Unsplash Calvary greetings to the hearts that thirst and hunger to be used of the Lord; others should go and collect their greetings from the Acting Vice-Chancellor! I’m Apostle Refiner Spiritkogelist Juventus Romanus by name, and it is my uttermost responsibility and delight to show […]

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Being a Nigerian Bus Vendor: The Nitty Gritty

-John ‘Dare Okafor Image Credit: Tech Cabal We have lamented for so long, that our saliva has become a slap on our cheeks. Gradually, we are getting washed away like shells by the seashore. We won’t stop lamenting since there are still ears to listen and brains to reason. Nowadays, […]