By Williams Owoeye My name is Asante We-Run-Things a.k.a Buhari-Energy, and this is my public declaration to contest for the post of the University of Ibadan Students’ Union President. You all shall vote for me. While I am bold and I have claimed this position pre-election, it is not a […]
Adebayo Abdulrahman The name ‘Nigeria’ was coined by Flora Lugard, a journalist, and the wife of one of the great and reportedly selfless colonial masters who, against our will, helped exploit our natural resources for the benefit of their country and our… no, again, their country. In what would […]
Ayeye Toluwalope Dear new Jaja Fan Club members, Hola ¿Como estas? That’s ‘hello, how are you?’ in Spanish. Well, you obviously do not care. No, you actually only care about being inducted into our very own JFC. Before we successfully induct you our recruits, below are small mentions from […]
By: John ‘Dare Okafor Mails available for Greendot Funds GoBank Funds Zelle Funds Paypal Funds Fast Confirmation Fast payment See, the dog wey dey wait for the fattest bone done die of hunger aje! wise up and make this mula ‘cause no one knows tomorrow. My guys dey everly […]
James Chibor I am a madman. I am a very mad man. Before you call me one, I’ll have you know that I know already. And I accept it. One reason I don’t argue this is that only mad men argue against fact. Yeah, there was a time I was […]
John ‘Dare Okafor Image Credit: Unsplash Calvary greetings to the hearts that thirst and hunger to be used of the Lord; others should go and collect their greetings from the Acting Vice-Chancellor! I’m Apostle Refiner Spiritkogelist Juventus Romanus by name, and it is my uttermost responsibility and delight to show […]
-John ‘Dare Okafor Image Credit: Tech Cabal We have lamented for so long, that our saliva has become a slap on our cheeks. Gradually, we are getting washed away like shells by the seashore. We won’t stop lamenting since there are still ears to listen and brains to reason. Nowadays, […]
Specculus Species You know, a wise man once said, “You can take a boy away from the streets, but you cannot take the streets away from the boy”. Now you know what happens when people like us – from the village – try to speak Queen’s English? That, dear students, […]
-Dawillty The sun is so hot it makes me wonder perhaps today is the rapture and the saints will be going to heaven as barbecues. Trekking the length and breadth of Agbowo has left my feet caked in dust; some has found its way to my spectacles, settling on the […]
