–By: Bumblebee “Hey, my name is John Ballard and I’m here to introduce this new device that would revolutionalise the world mobile phone market…I bring to you the most advanced technology”. This is almost an everyday approach by mobile phone giant companies for marketing their new product to the world; […]
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Fists, not Wits
What you’re about to read is a collation of quotes and personal comment on the (mis)use of power with swipes aimed at the corrupt nature of power and at the far end is what power ought to be but failed to represent. Please take your time to read. “The day […]
Dear UI Fresher, You Have Made A Terrible, Terrible Mistake!
1. With the memory of the festivities of the holiday firmly behind us, being nothing but a backwards glance revisited for the purpose of remembrance, a new reality has fully set in. School has resumed! Now, that exclamation means different things to different people. To those who had a well-paying […]
Dear Mr. AG, let’s talk about those promises, shall we?
It is a brand new session. And while that means a heartbreaking detachment from the paradise that was the holiday for some people, here it only means one thing: time to work. As the saying goes, the prosperity of every political state is dependent on the tact of its leadership. […]
Love is against You
Arewa, Why are you so unfortunate? That every man promised To be the crown of your head But they all ended up playing you Arewa, I heard about Adisa The accursed man that crushed your heart He broke your heart and sold your soul Why are you so unfortunate? Arewa, […]
In Defense Of The Union
Ever since the heartbreaking events of the last semester which led to the suspension of the Students’ Representative Council and the leadership of the Students’ Union, the fourth estate of the realm – the Union of Campus Journalists – has taken it upon itself to advocate for the recognition of […]
Lost
The glory of the former Is soon surpassing the latter The days of sound drills Are remembered with no thrills What lie only are tales of days of old When education was like gold When the institution, though not at its best Strove to produce the best Laxity has seized […]
I Can Never Date Anyone From Indy or Zik
“It is better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart”. ~African Proverb Love is a game of the mind: you know who you love, but you can’t know who loves you. So many times we give much attention to […]
The Big, Hard Fall Of The Spirit-Boy
In this country, a boss should always be bald and have a big belly. My uncle isn’t bald, he hasn’t got a big belly, and you don’t realise, the first time you see him, that he is the actual boss of a big office in the centre of town.His youthful, […]