“Leave assignment talk for now jarey, Tade. You go dey your room for evening? Make I come raid your room carry anything wey I fit carry. You know say I no go house for break, make hunger no come join stress finish person for this school.“ “No be you dey […]
By: Ibreed The people on my street always wonder how my father, who was once without a job for months, now has a fleet of cars and chains of business organizations to his name. A few months ago, he demolished the rough building we once lived in, and erected a […]
…continued How to be a Spiritual Student I must congratulate you if you are a fervent religious adherent. You have God, you can never fail because the God of four points is yours. Make sure to identify yourself with a religious group if you’re yet to do so, it is […]
…continued How to be a Serious Uite You must have your KDL card already, guard it jealously and never allow it to get lost (if your goal is to be or appear like a serious student, and because you don’t want to find out what the process of getting a […]
By Amazon Chapter 1 Broad is the way that leads to UTME registration, many are they — including you — that walk therein, but narrow is the path that leads to UI Post UTME registration, and only a brilliant few — including you — thread the most coveted path. 2. […]
©Amazon “OG! It’s plenty! Hundred! Your face show, your shoe sef shine, Olohun, e full ground now.” With both hands lifted, Ade jokingly hails his friend in greeting. “Ade money, Adex funds, spending, lavishing! Show us the way now.” “You better use compass, or make you use Google maps.” “Ade […]
By: Priscilla Ayodele “Look at my toe,” a girl chips in. “I bruised it right in front of the SU building two days ago. I hit it against an iron which I think is the remains of what used to be a pipe or something of the sort at that […]
By Ayodele Priscilla “Oh! Take it easy, dear.” “Thank you, sir.” She goes beet red with embarrassment as she takes the hand offered her by the gentleman to steady and prevent herself from falling right into the drainage and donning a fatal bruise for the next couple of days or […]
By: Amazon “I like the way I’m feeling now, Omo, e get small thing wey dey stress me, But, right now I’m chilling now, oh-oh-ohh…” “Ehn! In a male restroom? You like what?” Tonia can tell who the voice belongs to; she just turns around to confirm what she’s most […]
Infrared It started like this: I had just gone back to school after the Christmas break and I wasn’t really excited to be in that toxic environment again. So, you could imagine my joy when the school authorities told us that we were to come back home because of the […]
