What’s Gwan?

By Kassim Sekinat

Christiana Akanbi?

Aisha Oguntowo?

Joshua Adeleke?

 

Ahh anh!

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Hannah Ojo?

Hanna Ojo?!

Hmmm…

 

Nigeria, we hail thee!

 

We hail thee, protectors of the people!

A source of comfort; your words truly have been

As we learn to sleep without our children,

As we now learn to sleep with one eye open.

 

Victims in the bush?

Families put in suspense?

Gallivanting like a headless chicken

Trampling what comes your path.

 

We hail thee, “protectors” of the roads!

So safe and welcoming

that every journey has

to be accompanied by prayers and endless calls

 

You need not travel

to be taken on a fully funded trip

The only price to pay is your life…

And maybe millions from… twenty?

A call will be put through.

 

We hail thee, prayer warriors!

Casting and binding humans

Masqueraded as demons

Yeah, let’s keep praying.

 

We hail thee, Nigerians.

We salute us!

Clinging desperately onto “ko ni ṣẹlẹ̀ sí wa”

No one saw it coming, trust me.

 

Funny how these lyrics are so familiar

Yet, years down the line, we still find

ourselves swaying puppet-like

towards a future we clearly can picture.

 

Youths, We hail thee!

We hail thee as we struggle

like a spider caught in unfamiliar webs

lost, finding its way out.

 

Yes, we hail us all

From those who are conflicted

to those who bask in apathy

down to those making expensive jokes…

 

…The only luxury we truly can afford!

Everyone wants a taste of luxury, you know na

it’s sweeter when it’s at someone else’s expense.

We need not judge you!

 

Where is Lydia?

Baraka?

 

IS THERE ANYONE IN SCHOOL?!

Unknown victims?

Mr President? Present!

Nigerians? P-pre-present

 

ABOUT THE CONTRIBUTOR

Sekinat Kassim is a 300-level English Language student, part-time tutor and part-time writer who loves reading novels at her leisure time.